The long-awaited "it's a prequel only not" to Alien has arrived... and boy, what a mess it is.
On the upside, Prometheus is one of the best looking films I've ever seen. Ridley Scott has a real talent for creating worlds that look practical, workable, yet beautiful and provocative, and in this respect Prometheus equals if not tops Alien itself. Everything about it is gorgeous.
There are also some great performances - most notably by Michael Fassbender and Charlize Theron, who are just working on a whole other level to the rest of the cast.
But beyond that, the film is a mess. Virtually every single thing every character does in it is stupid and pointless. For instance - and this is a minor spoiler - the Prometheus mission has been paid for by the Weyland corporation, under the orders of Mr Weyland himself. We are shown that there is a secret member of the crew hidden away... who is eventually revealed to be Weyland, who decided to sneak on board and actually come along himself.
Only... why sneak on board? He's paid for the whole mission, it's his ship! The crew are his employees, it's not like they could stop him going if he wanted to! Nor does the secrecy actually accomplish anything for him. It doesn't advance his agenda in the slightest, nothing in the plot turns on his hiding himself away. It's a plot element that's just kind of... there.
And almost everything in the film is like that. Critics praise the film for raising deep questions of who we are and how we would react to and interact with our creator. But raising questions is not impressive unless you actually answer those questions. The great flaw of Prometheus is that it never really does anything with the issues it raises. It just kind of throws them out there and then leaves them lying like a wet fish.
You'll notice I haven't mentioned the "monsters". There's a reason for that; the monsters are, for the most part, boring. Remember how freaked you were when the Alien lunged out of the dark at Dallas? Or when it stretched out it's hand towards Ripley? There's exactly one scene where you really feel something like that in this film (the medical pod scene). Beyond that, the monsters are just kind of bland and generic. They don't even advance the plot - seriously, if the crew had never found the black goo and never had to deal with any monsters, the film would have ended exactly the same.
There's a lot of hate floating around for this film, and whilst it might seem from the above that I'm joining in with it, honestly Prometheus doesn't deserve hate. It looks amazing, there are some amazing performances; on that basis it would get four plugs. But for the actual plot it would get zero. So... we average it out at two. |